Saturday, December 20, 2003
I'm in a Mood
Hell will be a constant state of forced cleaning, perhaps the type of cleaning one has to do only when the parents are a few hours away from being delivered unto us by Delta. In the same hell, the cleaning will involve lots of dust and cat litter boxes, dog hair hidden in every possible crack in the floorboards with huge piles gathered under the bed, and toilets--toilets everywhere. Perhaps there will be breaks where out of your too warm brown paper sack you can pull out coconut shards and drink Zima. Music will, of course, be provide by Madonna.
posted by Jeff 12/20/2003
