Tuesday, December 23, 2003
Bleh
I've consumed so much coffee over the last few days, I'm beginning to get this strange feeling brewing in the depths of my very being. And to think, I've been away from work where my coffee consumption is usually five-fold what it would otherwise be. This is just pure Xmas season, need a pick up to be alert with the parents around sort of caffeine fix. And then I find this little nugget. And that reminds me of a little joke:
In the 24 Hour Fitness of the sperm world, an eager young sperm admired his great physique in the mirror. To his comrades, he bragged that when the call came he would be the one to mount the egg and thus win the ultimate battle of fertility. Just as he was putting down the heaviest of the dumbbells, the alarm went out. First out the door, the eager sperm sprinted down the chute that led to the battlefield. He had a safe lead on the rest of the competition.
Then, past the point of no return, the eager sperm hears a call from behind him:
"Wait, false alarm!!! It's a blowjob!"
posted by Jeff 12/23/2003
